The Chickens

Before I write this post, you need to watch this clip- https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI . Its a scene from F.r.i.e.n.d.s. - the 'pivot' scene.  If you're a friends fanatic like me then you'll know it but still want to watch it anyway because it's just plain funny.

Ok so now I've set the tone, you'll understand what we went through getting the chicken coop moved and in place. Now, I don't like to name names but lets just say Ross, (I mean my Dad) kind of took on a head boss roll in re-locating the cage from one side of the property to the other.  He was definitely "pivot guy"  and I'm pretty sure mum told him to 'shut up shut up shut uuuupppp' a few times.  It was very heavy and very large and needed all 4 of us to lift. It was also very awkward to move. Mum and I were up the back and the boys were up the front, and we, as per our instructions from 'pivot guy' would count to three and lift and walk...we only could walk about 2 meters at a time before we had to put the cage down.  Then as if something we were doing wasn't working, mum came up with another idea.  Pivot guy didn't like this- even saying things like "it's just not physics"!  So mum walks off to further develop her idea, Kristian walks off because Mr practical thought we couldn't do anything with just three of us, so that left me, with rubber gloves on no less (because I couldn't find my gardening gloves) and pivot guy. 

In the time that it took mum to come up with an alternate plan, and convince pivot guy it would work, I concluded that we could have walked it over there by now anyway. It's kind of hard to explain what happened next, without pictures but it kind of felt like we were in a monty pythons skit.  Mums simple idea was to hook up the big trailer, reverse the trailer as close as possible to the 3x3 meter cage, then lift it kind of half on, because it was never going to fit on the trailer (this was the 'not physics' part that pivot guy was referring to).  Since Kristian had returned to the chaos we were poised and ready once again to move this thing.  So after pivot guy had to hook up the trailer and carefully manoeuvre it in reverse to get it where we needed it to be we were ready to once again, 123 lift. We tilted it up on its end, then reversed the trailer back slowly into position then carefully let the cage down so its front end rested on the trailer.  Mum then hopped in the drivers seat, I was standing on the trailer ready to balance the cage and the boys lifted the back end and walked along as mum started to drive slowly forward.  Yes this made much more sense than our original plan, not that any of that mattered anymore as I was just happy to be actually getting something done.  We tilted the cage back up, mum drove off and we lowered it over the smaller coop. Hooray! Success! 

Fast forward a week and mum and I  found some chickens that we liked and would you believe it, acquiring the chickens was just as funny as moving the cage!  When we arrived at the mans house to get them I should have known things were going to be weird.  The creepy long and overgrown driveway and the chicken man who we will call Gonzo gave it away! Now don't get me wrong, he was lovely. Really lovely..to his chickens I mean. Ok so he was nice to us too, but man did he love those hens! He had at least 200 chickens; some free range and others in cages around the back of the property.  Sure, we'll follow you Gonzo - around to the back of your property, all the while I'm thinking I'm pretty sure mum would have warned me about a scenario like this growing up!!!  At one point when we were waiting for him, I turned to mum and said "if he comes back out with an axe, run for the car and lock the doors"!  Anyway I chose the chickens I liked and even though we thought we were almost outta there, we were soooooo wrong! Every chicken he caught he would cuddle, stroke and whisper sweet nothings in their ear (do chickens have ears??). Mum overheard him tell one chicken how much he was going to miss her in the morning!! Really?? Then he gave each one a pedicure - every claw, and a beak trim and a worming tablet, oh and a spray on the backside (whatever that was for!?). We packed them in their boxes and we were finally out of that place and could actually lough out loud (I think there were tears) at how bizarre our last hour and a half was.  As Mum said, that will be a forever hilarious memory that only we can share:) Ah, long story, cut only a little bit short, I got home that afternoon and put 6 happy hens in their new cage much to the girls delight.


Have a look at this youtube video for some more of our happy chicken moments.  
https://youtu.be/hb6aF95E0zI

Eliza xx

This was the night we let them out, just before the big storm rolled in.

   

Homeschooling...

A few of you have been asking me how our homeschooling journey is going, so I thought I would update you on this. It's going great, and by great I mean, we have enrolled the girls in a beautiful local school about 8 minutes away.

How did we arrive at this decision I hear you ask?  I want you to imagine 4 kids and 1 teaching parent in a hot tin shed, with little to no internet.  I mean, really what was I thinking!?  I can see it now, what you were all thinking, and so graciously let me explore.  BUT, and I know you're not supposed to start a sentence with but, (see I could have taught them some things...) but, homeschooling was something I had talked about with Kristian for ages and now that we were out in the sticks it seemed like a perfectly sensible and logical idea.  That was until I began to try.  Very quickly I could see it wasn't going to work the way I had imagined.  You know when you picture something in your mind, where the kids would sit, how I would manage keeping Alaska occupied while trying to teach a prep child, grade 2 and 3.  I would imagine doing maths in the garden using natural materials, Missy would be smiling as I taught her how to add 2+5 using 2 leaves and 5 little rocks.  Meanwhile, the older girls would be working independently on a wonderful story they were writing for their english component of the day.  How 'little house on the prairie' of me! Anyway, it was more like Alaska crawling all over me trying to breastfeed, while the 5 of us sat around the table and me trying to bounce between all of them with their varying levels of work, trying to talk above the high powered fan blowing hot air on us.  Anyway, there was lots of reasons that led me to check out a couple of the schools close by. I felt like I was cheating on my homeschooling dream but never the less, we visited 3 schools, and decided on the first one we visited.  I had feelings of failure as we we tossed up what to do, but ultimately the decision to put them in the school felt really right.  We actually felt really blessed that a school like this was so close to us now.  It has a total of 61 children and 3 multi-age classrooms. It really is a lovely school, and for now we know its exactly where the kids should be.  We don't know what the future holds and perhaps when we are more set up on the property  we may consider homeschooling again.  Maybe. 

Eliza xx

 

Naughty Snake

It was a Thursday afternoon, the kids were home from school, had eaten afternoon tea and I had even already made their lunches for the next day.  I decided we should would walk over and have a look at the new chicken coop that was patiently waiting for our chickens.  As we walked past a piece of tin on the ground I reminded the girls to never lift up a piece of tin by themselves to which they said "because their might be a snake". Proud of their growing snake awareness we kept walking toward the chicken coop (Missy and I, hand in hand) when Missy screamed, "SNAKE!" I looked down and saw it around my ankles and jumped in the air and it slithered off very quickly into the safety of the long grass.  Heart beating very heavy I tried to calm the girls and said, "its ok, its ok, no one got bitten".  Then I heard the words that I never wanted to hear. Little Missy through her tears said, "Yes, I did mummy, it bit me on the foot".  I looked down and saw the bite marks and blood droplets.  Now in total inward freakout mode but outwardly I'm totally calm and know exactly what to do in this situation, so as to not scare the children mode, I scooped up Missy and brought her inside and tied her foot up with a tea towel, while I went outside (we don't have phone reception inside the shed) to ring the ambulance. I had also told the two older kids to run over and get the neighbours who arrived within seconds on their quad bike carrying a massive first aid kit.  I had been fumbling with a pressure bandage while still on the phone when Katie (neighbour) arrived so she took to bandaging Missy's foot and all the way up to her hip, as per the instructions given over the phone.  It seemed like forever waiting for the ambulance to show up and during that time my biggest concern was that she would start deteriorating right in front of me.  She was so amazingly brave and really only got upset a few times- one of which was actually getting in the ambulance to go to the hospital.

It's almost too sad to look at her little face..

I had barely any battery left on my phone, but quickly made the necessary calls and before long, Kristian was on his way home, and my mum and dad were also on their way up to look after the other kids who had gone with the neighbours.  Watching her in the ambulance was so sad and not knowing what was awaiting us was awful but as we were arriving at the hospital, which was another 25 minutes, the paramedic said to me that it was a pretty good sign that she wasn't already showing signs of deterioration.  Once we were in the E.R they were straight to taking swabs, and putting in a canula and again Missy was so brave, albeit a little apprehensive about such a big needle.  They took her bloods and we just had to wait for the results to see whether they could detect any venom or not.  The whole time she was hooked up to all the monitors in case anything in her condition changed.  Thankfully she remained stable throughout the whole process.  Her bloods came back clear of any venom but we were told that her muscle...something..(can't remember the medical term) was elevated which can be a sign of something wrong, so we now had to be in for a little longer than planned as they needed to take blood every few hours and make sure those levels were coming down. Given she was stable, I made the hard decision to go back home to relieve my parents who needed to get up for work the next day and because Alaska still feeds in the night.  Kristian would stay overnight with our baby, and on some level I'm pretty sure Missy thought that was great. I left, torn between staying and needing to be at home, exhausted and drained but confident in the doctors reassurance that she would be ok. Not long after arriving home I got the news from Kristian that more blood results had come through and that muscle thing they were watching was coming down! A wave of relief washed over me.  Kristian and Missy arrived home at around 7am the next morning and I hugged her so tight, feeling very thankful to God, that she was totally fine but also feeling very sombre that it could have been very different.
It was an absolutely awful thing to happen and now we are a lot more cautious and on the look out when outside.  Missy is great and once home from hospital, loved all the attention, including getting into the local paper and the chocolate treat the next morning after dropping her sisters at school.

Eliza xx

Took it to school to show her teachers.

Still smiling.

All strapped in for her ambulance ride.

 

The stubborn stump.

When we first moved onto the property one of things I really disliked was the dilapidated fence surrounding the shed. It's wasn't functional and it felt like it was boxing us in. Anyway, we decided to pull it down and you may have seen my original exploits here. http://youtu.be/hcSi-1R_Y-U

Fast forward a week where most of the fence has been pulled down and now we are left with the big stumps. We plan to either re use these somewhere or chop them up for fire wood. 

Yesterday my parents where here delivering a few things on the trailer and after we all completed a number of jobs and a few shenanigans -including dad trying to teach me how to ride the post bike (epic FAIL btw), we thought our working bee had come to an end. 

"That will come straight out" she said. "That will be easy" she said. "Just do it " she said. That was my mum talking about one of the posts we really wanted dug out.   Let me tell you, it did not 'come straight out' and there was nothing easy about it.  I must say, it did look like it had a decent wobble to it and the hopeful part of my brain said that together we would indeed be able to get it out and it would be fairly straight forward....WRONG!
It began with my dad and I just trying to yank the thing upwards and straight out.

Yep, this was never going to work!

and neither was this...almost, but not quite. 

We thought perhaps we should all have a go.... You know, team work and all that.....

Then I got to it with the crow bar digging in around the edges of the pole and trying to loosen it and pry it out that way.  The only thing that did was send me flying a meter back and landing on my bum. Painful, but hilarious.  

So this moment here, is not my dad reaching out his hand to help me up, no that is him reaching for the crow bar to take back over to the stump and keep working.

The sensible one of the group.

Clearly we weren't getting anywhere with our detailed and sensible plan of 'just pull it out' so we resorted to much more drastic measures.  The chainsaw.  Yeah, take that you old stubborn stump.  We were praising our efforts and thinking this was the best thing we had thought of since 'use the crow bar'.  So Kristian got his chance to be all macho and get out his chainsaw and chop that stump where it hurts.  I was saying things like "yeah, and now we can just pull the small piece of stump out".  WRONG again.  

We even got rope and tied it around the stump and used dads 4w drive to try and drive it out. The rope broke.  So, now, instead of a tall post sticking out of the ground, we have a small one sticking out, oh, and very sore backs. 

Eliza x

Ps: thanks to my mum for being such an encouraging force on the sidelines and offering her wonderful words of advice.  I'm also really glad you captured the hour long process so well.

The Bugs

Lets be honest, Aldi is great for many things. Where else can you shop for food and buy a porta loo at the same time? Well it was on one of these great Aldi expeditions that Kristian picked up two mosquito nets.  They were contained in non offensive small black drawstring bags and didn't take up that much room, but never the less I didn't want them kept in the house.  When we were unpacking and I came across them I asked Kristian to take them over to the shipping container.  A couple of days later when I was putting some stuff away in a drawer I saw those two mosquito nets and quizzed Kristian as to why they were still in the house.  He just calmly told me he thought that if the mozzies got really bad we might want to hang one over our bed.  I told him, that was ridiculous and that it would be ugly and there is no where to hang them blah blah.  He relented and took them over to the shipping container and I quickly filled their spot in the drawer with much more 'important' things. 

I live with bugs.  I live with a husband and 4 daughters but I also live with bugs.  Lots of them.  Like I need an encyclopaedia to research all the different type of species I am coming across.  I have seen more spiders in one week living in the shed than I did living 6 years in our town house.  Obviously there are the annoying Aussie flies (yes I've considered getting one of those hats with the dangly corks- don't judge me) but there are also weird bugs. The other night Kristian and I were sitting on the couch, and I wasn't sure if the dull glow coming from our only fluorescent light was messing with my eyes but I freaked out and told him he had a centipede on his head!  He flicked it onto the floor at which point we realised it was more like one of those earwig things. But it still had a billion legs and weird nipper things.

It may as well of been this big. (pic from google images)

 RIP little guy.  THEN, that very same night as I was getting into bed I felt something crawling up my leg. I paused, wanting to see what it was before I jumped around like a mad woman and it was a cross between a spider and a cockroach, a weird crossbreed I'm sure! RIP little weird, threatening bug.  

pic-www.thefuntab.com

I wonder if Kristian will walk back over to the shipping containers and find those nets.....

Eliza x

The first night...

23rd of December 2015 is marked as our first night in the shed. Kristian and I had been working hard all day trying our best to get things somewhat organised. Thankfully my mum had all the girls at her place so we could just concentrate on all the mess, yes mess. Boy oh boy, what a roller coaster of a day. I'd look around and think, "we are getting nowhere", then half an hour later I'd think, "oh wow, we are smashing this", then 20 minutes later I'd think, "set up the tent coz we have no where to sleep tonight". Anyway, we just kept on keeping on, shuffling and moving things, box by box. The thing is, under normal circumstances we would usually have cupboards and places to put things, but shed life is different, and space for our stuff has been an issue. The perfectionist in me has been struggling at not having everything looking 'done' and nice. There are extension cords over parts of the floors as we are still fishing the electrics, we are going to wait to paint the girls rooms until their ceilings go in, and most things feel half done. I keep reminding myself though that this is ok, because we are on a journey. It is a process and we knew things would take time. 

After picking up the kids and heading back to the property, there was still more to do. I unpacked 4 very excited girls  who eagerly ran throughout the shed trying to find their stuff. We finished arranging beds and putting bedding on and finally got the kids to bed about 8:30pm. We weren't far behind them, and as I lay there in the peace and calmness that night brings, I found my thoughts a jumble of excitedness and anxiousness. The reality of what we were embarking on was setting in. 

Eliza X

Ps- as I write this, sitting outside, I am watching the girls run around completely nude. They have been this way for at least 2 hours. I don't know what has happened to them, but I hope it doesn't happen to me....!

Exploring the dam....

We are very grateful to have a dam on our property! The irrigation isn't set up yet, but will be one day and it will be a great way of watering the garden and keeping any animals well hydrated.  Since we bought the land, Kristian has had his eye on that thing.  I saw he had bought a pair of goggles a few weeks back and I just knew he wanted to get in there!  I, on the other hand am happy to look at it, admire its beauty and dream of its functionality. The thought of traipsing through those murky waters and not knowing whats underneath or swimming around freaks me out.  Thankfully we have the Bear Grylls of the Mary Valley in our family, AKA Kristian who was eager to explore its miry depths.  You needn't worry people, he took all the safety precautions he could, and by safety precautions I mean, speedo goggles, (only the best here) a pair of crocs from Aldi, a pool stick, and board shorts with sufficient underneath protection, because you know.....eels!  

Cautiously entering the dam.

A little deeper

Girls watching daddy.

It was quite the event of the afternoon with the girls following eagerly behind Kristian as we walked down to the dam.  They were very good at giving their daddy advice from the sidelines....or in our eldest daughters case, throwing huge rocks that almost hit dad.  Obviously, in our eyes, his progress was very slow and we were all cheering him on to go further. So with his pool stick whacking the water every few seconds he delved a little deeper, each step his crocs getting stuck in the sludge. (I wish they would have gotten permanently stuck down there- weird shoe/plastic things)  He felt he had gone sufficiently deep enough after he encountered "something hard" and let out a big yelp!  Call me mean but I thought that it was hilarious, thinking he'd been bitten by an eel or something, but no it was far less amusing as he wasn't sure what it was, just that his arm touched something hard.  I'm pretty sure Bear Grylls wouldn't have gone any further either...yeah definitely not.  We cheered him on again as he made his way out, although we were laughing and saying such things as "ewe" "gross" "look at you" when we noticed he was covered in pond scum.  It's ok though because we have an outdoor shower!!!

Anyway, that's done now, and he can tick it off his list.  He now knows approximately how deep the dam is, that there are lots of reeds in there, squishy mud, and a mysterious 'hard' object.  We do have it on good advice to empty out the dam (use it to water other plants etc) so we can see exactly what is in there, clean it out and wait for the good January rains to help fill it back up.  That way if we want to use it to swim in we can.  I will keep you posted on what we do there.  But for now I'll leave you with a little video. 

https://youtu.be/tS0TO1Dee7s

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Eliza x